Peeing with the Door Open

See, I knew if I took the can there was a good chance I’d get caught. Huh. Then I thought even if I did take the triambythal to the proper authorities, huh, Kurt would hire some high power attorneys who would dispute any charges brought against him or Mondo Burger, by manipulating the legal system. And the way that America’s court system is congested these days, it would have taken months to convict him of anything. So then I thought, I’ll take the matters into my own hands and just pour the triambythal into the meat supply and let Mondo Burger be a victim of its own foul play.