Peeing with the Door Open

Everyone knows that Jiminy Cricket was Pinocchio’s conscience, a voice to tell him what was wrong and what was right. Well for years I’ve had… something like that.

In my head…moreso around my head I’ve always had a strange feeling that there was a microscopic camera following me recording everything I do, and the images that it was sending were sent straight to the people who’s opinions of my matter the most (best friends, crushes, family members) it varied depending on what I was doing. It actually has stopped me in many cases from doing things that I would have regretted. Although it has not acted when it should have, for the most part it does a good job.

Not only does it stop me from doing things that are considered right or wrong but has also stopped me from doing just silly stupid things, and the weird thing it only does this when I’m alone, when it doesn’t matter. So in certain cases (mostly when I was younger) I listened to it. But more recentlyl I’ve stopped listening to it, so I’ve been saying stupid things, dancing stupidly and singing loudly (only when I’m home alone, but its a start).

So yeah, that little camera has its good actions and its bad, and its my job to know when to listen to it :)

………btw I’m not crazy